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I cure a cluster of new ailments you’re likely suffering from these days.
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- Too much text. Your colleagues can crank out copy in nanoseconds now. So you find yourself drowning in a sea of emails, reports, briefs, and sales materials that would require ten lifetimes to read.
- “Artificial” is AI’s first name. LLMs sound like LLMs—glib and formulaic. AI text announces, in essence: “The person who sent this to you couldn’t be bothered to spend any time on it.”
- Hello, hallucinations. AI will happily spit out dangerous inaccuracies. Without diligence, it’s easy for errors to destroy the trust of your coworkers, customers, and prospects.
I provide relief. Not only can I transform slop into compelling, effective language, but I can help your team reduce their reliance on AI through writing classes and workshops that are famously fun and effective.